Jed Yoong

Ha ha ha, couldn’t stop laughing when reading Khir Toyo’s latest post. He kept referring to us as “sahabat2 bloggers”. Ha ha ha.

An excerpt:

Saya yakin pada masa hadapan, soal hati dan perasaan ini akan menjadi ukuran utama yang akan menentukan kejayaan suatu parti dalam pilihanraya. Terima kasih kepada semua sahabat-sahabat blogger yang sudi menegur.

Masalah kenaikan barang telah saya sampaikan kepada menteri yang berkenaan, kaedah kawalan harga yang tidak relevan perlu diubah, lesen eksklusif untuk mengedar barang keperluan harian / asas seperti gula, tepung dan lain-lain juga perlu dimansuhkan. Dasar yang lebih inklusif perlu dilaksanakan, harga perlu ditentukan oleh pasaran. Tugas kerajaan mengawal harga perlu ditukar kepada tugas meningkatkan pengeluaran barangan. Saya yakin jika ada pemikiran kreatif dan berani melakukan perubahan, akan membawa manfaat yang baik kepada kita semua.

Artikel yang akan datang, saya akan berkongsi dengan sahabat-sahabat blogger dan rakyat, mengapa kita perlu reform dalam banyak polisi-polisi kerajaan andai jika kita ingin menjadi forward looking society. Hadapi cabaran dengan berani melakukan perubahan, hadapi kegagalan dengan penuh hikmah dan nikmati kejayaan dengan penuh syukur .. Kita akan berjaya

He also said: “Di sini, kita semua yang berkepentingan perlu menyatakan dengan secara jelas dan akan saya jadikan sebagai panduan sebagai pemantau di Dewan Undangan Negeri Selangor.”

ROTFL. Can’t take it man. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Where is Mike Tyson’s blog? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Suma olang sikalang tengok kita mia ekonomi,
Geleng kepala dan sakit hati,
Barangan harian itu dan ini,
Sumanye sudah naik manyak kali.

Majiam mana ini boleh jadi?
Majiam mana hidup kami?
Sape kisah? Sape peduli?
Duduk diam mengangis sindiri.

BY HANDSOME via email

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Konklusi aku mudah..PKR banyak duit..tapi takda supporter…PAS hanya ada supporter tapi kureng duit..makanya saling tunggang la. — Hajiman in mykmu.net forum

Hey people, If you guys and gals are on Facebook, you’ve prob heard of status updates. Or maybe you’ve played with twitter. I think this can be a fun game for us to update on status on jedyoongnow.wordpress.com. The snag is you need a WordPress ID. Just register and email me the email address you registered with, NOT the username, and I’ll add you as a blog author. Then we can have fun with inane updates or more serious ones, if you prefer. If you are an author, the blog should look like the picture below. And you won’t have to post the usual longwinded way although you still can. I think it’s quite fun….

I’ve started a separate blog for classifieds as some people has asked to list. Just a small number but I now have the time to update these listings.

A friend is looking to buy a landed property in KL. His budget is about RM300,000, probably inclusive of all the fees.

Check out jedyoongFIND.com. Now only one listing-lah, so will update. To list, email me at jed.yoong@gmail.com.

Thanks!

From Engrish.Com

Just a few. All deleted, their comments. Ha ha. Too bad. Don’t like what I write. Don’t read.

Firefox users may realise that the application chews up memory if you use it for an extended period and sometimes may just hang. Anyway, Firefox 3.0 claims to have solved this problem. It also has a snazzy “intelligent” location bar where options will pop up when you type in some key words or letters. Minus points include extensions may not be compatible. My vodpod and post to wordpress plug-ins don’t work with this latest version. But it is much faster when loading applications like Google Mail. Still waiting to see if the memory problem has been resolved. Download Firefox 3.0 Beta 4 here.

A classic piece in Utusan Malaysia:

Difahamkan, Tajol Rosli masih terkejut dan bersedih hingga enggan menemui mana-mana pihak bagi mententeramkan perasaannya. Beliau sebelum ini dilihat begitu yakin bahawa BN mampu sekurang-kurangnya mengekalkan kemenangan pada pilihan raya umum lalu.

Tajol Rosli kunci pintu dan menangis

KEDIAMAN rasmi Menteri Besar Perak dikawal ketat oleh polis malah dikunci bagi menghalang orang ramai memasukinya di Ipoh, semalam.

IPOH 9 Mac – Kekalahan mengejut Barisan Nasional (BN) Perak pada Pilihan Raya Umum Ke-12 semalam merupakan sesuatu yang di luar jangkaan banyak pihak terutama Menteri Besar, Datuk Seri Mohd. Tajol Rosli Ghazali.

Beliau yang berjaya mempertahankan kerusi Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Pengkalan Hulu dikatakan hanya mampu menangis di kediaman rasminya bersama penyokong dan pemimpin kanan UMNO negeri malam tadi.

Berita kekalahan demi kekalahan calon BN juga membuatkan beliau terkedu hingga enggan menemui orang ramai dan pihak media yang berkumpul di kediaman rasminya sejak pukul 8 malam.

Hasrat pihak media untuk mendapatkan reaksi dan ulasan mengenai kejayaan pembangkang juga terbantut apabila beliau tetap mengurung diri di dalam rumah tersebut.

Sehingga ke pukul 6 pagi ini, pihak media masih gagal mendapatkan sebarang komen daripadanya malah wartawan diminta beredar secara baik oleh penyokong-penyokong beliau.

Pihak media yang setia menunggu dan sanggup bersengkang mata akhirnya mengalah dan mengambil keputusan untuk beredar bagi melaksanakan tugasan lain.

Usaha mendapatkan komen daripada Tajol Rosli sehingga kini masih diteruskan tetapi malangnya rumah kediaman rasmi itu dikawal ketat polis malah telah dikunci bagi menghalang orang ramai dan media memasukinya.

Difahamkan, Tajol Rosli masih terkejut dan bersedih hingga enggan menemui mana-mana pihak bagi mententeramkan perasaannya. Beliau sebelum ini dilihat begitu yakin bahawa BN mampu sekurang-kurangnya mengekalkan kemenangan pada pilihan raya umum lalu.

Pada Pilihan Raya Umum Ke-12 semalam, pembangkang berjaya membentuk kerajaan baru selepas menang 31 kerusi DUN manakala BN hanya mampu menguasai 28 kerusi.

Pembangkang turut menang di 11 kerusi Parlimen manakala BN memperoleh 13 kerusi.

Sigh. Husam Musa looks too handsome in this video. Simply had to post it. Sigh. Jed Yoong — Malaysia’s shallowest political commentator. But don’t you think he looks and talks like a prime minister? Ha ha ha ha. I mean if you have seen the politicians on the BN side, a nice face to look at makes their political propaganda easier to digest. Sitting through Ong Ka Ting’s talks are painful experiences.

I’ve created a page dedicated to my favourite election videos: Election 2008: Videos. Lots of people are having fun creating videos this election. Ah, I love technology….

Husam (left) with Sheih of Kickdefella fame at a press conference in the PAS Media Centre in Kota Bahru on Tuesday. THANKS, Sheih! /JYPix

FULL TRANSCRIPT OF INTERVIEW ON FEB 26, 2008 (TUES) AT THE PAS MEDIA CENTRE IN KOTA BAHRU WITH HUSAM MUSA, PAS VICE-PRESIDENT AND CALON FOR STATE SEAT, SALOR, KELANTAN.

NOTE: Husam (I keep calling him Musa cos keep thinking of IGP Musa Hassan) is quite sporting and funny. Not like some dead serious types in some dead serious parties. Or those overly emotional types in you-know-which party. Actually, in my humble opinion, the PAS fellas that I’ve met seem to be the most moderate and open-minded. Strange. I think it’s really largely a case of negative media stereotypes and not making the point to find out more about the reality. But then again, I still need to meet more people and see more of the REAL Malaysia. Don’t take my word for it. Take a trip to Kota Bahru and see for yourself.

Jed Yoong: So do you think PAS has changed from when it started about 50 years ago when it broke away from UMNO — it was mainly a Malay nationalist party that used Islam as a differentiation?

Husam Musa: PAS is not using Islam. PAS is based on Islam. We are not using Islam. Inspired by Islam.

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Showed my 19-year-old sister a photo I took of Husam Musa. She said, “Is he running for Prime Minister? Sure looks like it….”

Now, these videos are worth watching. I heard the stellar cast is not only porn star material but also performed energetically. What’s with men and taping their conquests?

The great caption on Star’s frontpage today. It described the photo of our BN big wigs tossing yee sang. What a bunch of tossers? Ha ha ha.

Also why is our PM and wife wearing white on CNY? Hello! That’s bad feng shui lah. Are they deliberately showing disrespect for other cultures?