Jed Yoong

Poetry inspired by Anwar, the great ‘messiah’

Posted in anwar ibrahim, life, pkr, poetry, politics by jedyoong on April 6th, 2008

***UPDATE***TUE Apr 8

Inspired by a post by KTemoc:

Hujan lebat, kampung dibanjir
Katak melompat, khinzir berenang
Rampas kuasa, mungkin difikir
Wakil khuatir, harta terhilang

Hujan lebat, sungai mengalir
Katak hijrah, khinzir berpindah
Impian rakyat, jangan disindir
Nanti undi, senang berubah

BY Jed Yoong

***UPDATE***MON Apr 7

KTemoc:

katak biru diajak berlompat
dari sana dari mana sj ke sini
dikaji bahwa waktu dah sempat
untuk membunuh demokrasi

ya, reformasi bukan demokrasi
hanya untuk merebut kuasa
khas untuk kepentingan Mahdi
malang, penyokong masih buta

Jed Yoong:

Kucing lapar pergi ke pasar
Tidak dapat ikan dibeli
Ampun Anwar, pantang dicabar
Tetap gaya bodek dan kroni

Kucing hitam, kucing berbelang
Semua berhimpun, menyanyi di malam
Rakyat undi demi cemerlang
Tapi lenyap, semua dipadam

ORIGINAL POST

Reformasi reformasi reformasi
New negara bangsa dan agama
It’s the long awaited revolusi
By Messiah, the 4-face Brahma

A leaf taken out of UMNO’s book
For a shortcut to absolute power
Reformasi with a brand new look
Where democracy doesn’t matter

BY KTemoc

Fitnah, fitnah, fitnah
It’s not true, I dun titah
Demokrasi, reformasi, demonstrasi
The rakyat’s blues, disensasi

Kuasa, nama, glamour
No, not me, I orang lama
Lompat sana, lompat sini
Pandai-pandai, dapat power

BY Jed Yoong

Anyone else? Mari-lah berpantun!

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  1. Hasbullah bin Pit said, on April 6th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Cyber trooper PKR hari ni Off day?

    Maybe celebrating cos Azmin say 30 MPs gonna cross over mah….

  2. hutchrun said, on April 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Haha already BN is reformasi and demonstrasi in Penang and Malacca.

  3. hutchrun said, on April 6th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Maybe it`s time to drag Musa Hitam into all this.
    In an interview, Musa Hitam said that he too would have gone to prison on some charge like sodomy, if he had opposed Mahathir.
    So he just resigned.

  4. kittykat46 said, on April 6th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Is the biggest threat to the country’s future now Anwar Ibrahim ?
    You would think so from reading some blogs these days (ehem)….

    How about Independence of the Judiciary, ISA, loss of international competitiveness to crony capitalism, 4th rate education system….

    No, the greatest danger to your future is the 4-faced glamour master (huh ??)

    Kittty Kat, this is demokrasi…espresi….we were inspired by anwar, ok!

  5. wits0 said, on April 6th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Mullah KayTee Mullah KayTee
    How come your lines don’t rhyme?
    While Jed’s whiffs like exotic tea
    Despite all your spicing with thyme

    Mullah KayTee Mullah Kaytee
    Though no rhymn is supposedly progressive
    The paucity of such words is stll a pity
    As with any mind stricken and regressive

  6. mad but not crazy said, on April 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Wonder what kind inspiration you did gain from a person who did nothing while he had the power, but after being exiled, barking like a mad dog, just because he only knows how to talk. Disgusting!!!

  7. amadas said, on April 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Malaysia has been “unmaked” under 21 years of Mahathirism…NEP…Korupsi, Kronismo dan Nepotismo…Malaysia became uncompetitive….end result Malaysia regressed in all fronts…the most fatal damage being impairing the Melayu mindset which affects their self confidence…. and Melayus mindset is now being controlled by the NEP ideological crutch……without NEP Melayu cannot survive!!

    Key issue here is…with NEP crutch on Melayus mindset, Melayus will never ever be compete and survive in today’s globalized world. To compete and survive Melayus must free their mind by rejecting the NEP ideological control on their mindset.

    Where is the pantun?

  8. ktemoc said, on April 6th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    my good cyber sparring mate kk46 is so predictable ;-) but I do luv him ke ke ke

  9. Abbath said, on April 6th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Dua tiga kucing berlari,
    Manakan sama si kucing belang,
    Ramai orang yang sebut reformasi,
    Tak sama dengan si Anuar yang sorang…….

  10. jonoave said, on April 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Just to point out a linguistic aspect here - your composition is not pantun, while Ktemoc’s is. Pantun follows a ryhming pattern of a,b, a, b. I.e. the last syllable of line 1 and 3 rhymes, and the same for lines 2 and 4. Yours is a ..mishmash or creativity.

    Can’t pantun evolve. Like any other expression?

  11. simple sam said, on April 6th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    hikory dickory dock
    the mice went up the clock
    tick tick tick tick tick
    with anWar - you seem to have a bone to pick

    as with the madhater gang
    ko semoa orang
    suka benci saudara Lim & anwar

    tak de masa nak benci DSAI. busy taking photos.

  12. Kedahan said, on April 6th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Ktemoc wrote: “my good cyber sparring mate kk46 is so predictable…”

    He he he he. At least he is so predictable, but for you to have surpassed prediction. You are in the precision stage. And once someone reaches that stage, the debate is no longer driven by issues or comparison. Then all will be able to safely guess what are the motives for one to reach the Precision stage. Enjoy.

  13. simple sam said, on April 7th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Pantun Madhateer
    ===========

    Bapa Autocratic;
    Bapa Atrocities;
    Bapa Corruption;
    Bapa Big Mouth;
    Bapa Nothing good;
    Bapa Extravaganza;
    Bapa Correct,correct,correct,ya,ya,ya;
    Bapa Judicial crisis,
    Bapa Racism;
    Bapa Official Secrecy Act;
    Bapa ISA,
    Bapa Operasi Lalang,
    Bapa Kamunting Resort,
    Bapa kaJang Prison
    Bapa Mother of all wars with Singapore;
    Bapa Mismanagement;
    Bapa Incompetent;
    Bapa Plundering of our natural oil reserves;
    Bapa Media Black out:
    Bapa Black Eye Anwar;
    Bapa Lim Guan Eng’s humiliation in Prison cell
    Bapa AP;
    Bapa Cronies;
    Bapa Evildoer;
    Bapa Disgrace in Higher Education
    Bapa Milk bottle feeding bumiputra
    Bapa Umnoputra;
    Bapa Zakaria the palace infamy
    Bapa 3 Billionaire Sons
    Bapa Perwaja Steel Scandal(6 billion kaput)
    Bapa Londan Tin Scandal (3 billion kaput)
    Bapa Bank Bumi Scandal (3 billion kaput)
    Bapa Bank Negara Forex lost (6 billion kaput)
    Bapa Twin Towers (6 billion kaput)
    Bapa Phantom Skyhawk ( 1 billion kaput)
    Bapa No Need Tender
    Bapa Land Robber
    Bapa Purchase of London Movie Studio
    Bapa Purchase of Lotus Factory

  14. Mad Hater said, on April 7th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    M stands for Mahathir
    M stands for Mugabe.
    They are the same & look quite alike from certain angle. They are:
    Make shift politicians who keep Moving policies.
    Morons supporting each other.
    Misuse and Abuse Law and Order.
    Manipulative in General Elections.
    Morally corrupt
    Made a lot Money.
    Major disaster in Managing their respective country.
    Mentally retarded (as both now cannot remember anything).
    and last but not least,
    Mever want to give up power!

    Tks for expressing your opinion. ;)

  15. Scott Thong said, on April 7th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    A haiku:

    Megalomania
    But if it brings progress, then
    Is it not worth it?

    Soon shall be my turn
    In power, but I shall last
    Not like Doctor M.

    The future beckons
    A new Malaysia under
    I, visionary.

    Nice one. ;)

  16. ktemoc said, on April 7th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    katak biru diajak berlompat
    dari sana dari mana sj ke sini
    dikaji bahwa waktu dah sempat
    untuk membunuh demokrasi

    ya, reformasi bukan demokrasi
    hanya untuk merebut kuasa
    khas untuk kepentingan Mahdi
    malang, penyokong masih buta

  17. wits0 said, on April 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    KK46 is predictably astute and that is something which is an accomplished and worthy part of growing up. KT is so conspiratorial and bias with his favorite hates and pet bathos; he leaves no room for anything but absolutist worldviews. I like the world “idiosyncrasy” but maybe there’s more to that(?).

    Yes Kedahan, KT is so cocksure and ceaselessly crows about that so much that it becomes a sort of pleasure to trim his cockscomb.

  18. oster said, on April 7th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    To be absolutely fair, jumping parties is not necessarily killing “democracy” (however you want to choose to define what it is. The Nazis had democracy in their name too).

    The Westminster system was designed for the elections of candidates before the nascent parties started to form. In this context, jumping parties is alright. But it is also true that there is a party choice dimension in this vote.

    The problem is, none of us can really say authoritatively how much of each individual’s vote was influenced by the candidate and how much by the party, and thus it is unfair to say who and what will kill our democracy.

    The only way we can ascertain anything is if the katak MPs, should they exist, resign their seats.

    cheers

  19. blong said, on April 7th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    today i have an ear ache
    from listening too much to thoese whose job is to bodek
    and hearing too often from sages that may be fake
    on a subject that they call - you give i take take take

    and now my heart (together with my ear) is aching too
    with impatience to know what the mahdi is up to
    whether he can switch the government impromptu
    or has he got to wait another season or two

    HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… ;)

  20. hutchrun said, on April 7th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Pak Lah says party-hoppers have no integrity
    So Kula of DAP once worth 65M
    Is now worth 10M
    To the BN

    Pak Lah knows nasi lemak is RM10
    For the Army Boys
    I got mine for RM1.50 today
    Maybe I should marry Pak Lah

  21. kittykat46 said, on April 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    How come no credible Videos of Anwar or Azmin making err…offers have come to light ?
    There’s one grainy VCD going around, so poor quality, it could be Anwar, or it could be the guy next door….

    If Jed and Ktemoc are correct, there must be anywhere from 30 to 60 “negotiations” going on right now.

    Mini video cameras, mobile phones, hidden microphones, YouTube…its just so easy to record and publish such evidence these days.

    Where’s the beef ?

    Take a chill pill and compose some poetry lah…What am I correct about. I am not KTemoc-lah. I just like his ‘pantuns’. Come on, ketua cawangan pkr, kitty, boleh berpantun tak? This is freedom! ;) No time to watch grainy videos of Anwar but on the mykmu forum or Youtube, you can find more exciting classic videos on anwar, sukma, etc…

  22. raskal said, on April 7th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    nice reading this…quite long though

    Yayasan Masa Depan - Foundation for the Future- yang telah dibentuk akhir tahun lalu atas inisiatif Menteri-Menteri Luar Negara Arab, Afrika Utara, Eropah dan Amerika Syarikat telah mengadakan mesyuarat pertama di Doha, Qatar semalam (15 Julai 06).
    Anggota pengasas terdiri dari Anwar Ibrahim (Malaysia), Bakhtiar Amin (Iraq) dan Rahmah Bourqiah (Maghreb) telah bersidang bersama ahli Yayasan baru termasuk Ibrahim Kalin (Turki), Andre Cerra (Sepanyol), Hakim Sandra Oconnor (Amerika Syarikat), Naguib Swari (Mesir), Kamel Maher (Jordan), Juhainah (Qatar).

    Walau pun Yayasan diperingkat awal ditaja dan dibiaya oleh Pemerintah, setakat ini berjumlah 55 juta dolar Amerika, tetapi Yayasan bebas bergerak merangka program dan strategi untuk mejana pembaharuan berdasarkan prinsip kebebasan dan demokrasi. Yayasan akan bekerjasama dengan badan-badan bukan Kerajaan, sarjana, tokoh agama dan politik agar melaksanakan program dengan lebih berkesan lagi. Selain membiaya kegiatan badan bukan Kerajaan, Yayasan akan meneliti kemungkinan mengadakan perbincangan, seminar dan sebagainya dengan masyarakat awam.

    Mesyuarat semalam telah membentuk Jawatankuasa Eksekutif untuk menjalankan kerja seterusnya dan akan mengadakan sidang pada bulan September. Mesyuarat Yayasan berikutnya akan diadakan di Amman pada awal Disember sabelum mesyuarat Menteri-Menteri Luar dimana Pengerusi akan melaporkan kemajuan kegiatan Yayasan. Anwar Ibrahim telah sebulat suara dilantik sebagai Pengerusi Yayasan dan Jawatan Kuasa Eksekutif.

    objektif penubuhan yayasan ni nwar tak jelaaskan..modal tajaan Pemerintah Dunia (USA) USD55juta…dia tulis laksana program berkesan…program ape??…menyebarkan dakyah krisitan di negara2 ISlam…
    kalau korang tgk semua…mostly negara2 Islam yang masuk foundation ni..contoh IRAQ…tumbangnya saddam..memudahkan US merompak hasil negara tersebut iaitu minyak..dengan ada nye yayasan ini..bukan saje minyak malah..agama islam selama ini dipegang juga dirompak…..Qatar…program yg ingin dilaksanakan oleh yayasan ni..menjatuhkan sistem beraja di sana….melumpuhkan Islam di sana..hasil kerja tangan pertama kafir sebelum penubuhan yayasan ni..ialah Al Jazeera yang selama ni kite lihat sebangai media alternatif antarabangsa selain CNN….
    Jordan….kemasukan yayasan ini disana akan melemahkan Raja sanjungan rakyat mereka iaitu Raja Abdullah..sama juga dengan wakil MEsir…bertindak seperti anwar …menjadi agen US di sana…..ape tah lagi turki..sehinggan Parti pemerintah AK hendak diharamkan kerana dilihat ingin menghapuskan sekularisme dan digantikan dengan ISLAM…
    ni motif utama yayasan masa depan - mejana pembaharuan berdasarkan prinsip kebebasan dan demokrasi.—
    reformasi2 akan bergema di negara2 arab islam…rakyat akan memberontak..dan terus US serta mubaligh kristian akan masuk sebagai perantara…

    kenapa sepanyol pula??…ini kerana …ISLAM mula berkembang kembali di sana..dan disebabkan itu..utk menghalang islam dari berkembang dengan pesatnya..maka yayasan ini diperlukn..

    mengapa anwar dilantik sebagai pengerusi..kerana terbukti berkesan mengguna topeng ISLAM di dalam menarik minat umat Islam utk menyertai dia….contoh…reformasi di MAsjid Negara…menunjukkan kejayaan dia menggunakan rumah Allah sebagai tempat berdemo….
    apebile benchmark penggunaan Masjid sebagai tempat operasi reformasi…dan ternyata kerajaan tidak terlalu kasar kerana Masjid rumah Allah..maka selepas ini ..dinegara spt mesir, turki, iraq, dan negara lain yang join yayasan ni…pemimpin reformasi mereka juga akan gunakan masjid sebagai markas operasi..

    di malaysia tumpuan utama yayasan ini adalah negeri sabah..di mana anwar senang melakukan kerja yayasan ini….

    ya Allah selamatkan Malaysia dari petualang bangsa dan agamaku ini..

    sessunguhnya aku berasa amat kesal dan berdosa sekiranya anak cucu membesar di dalam persekitaran yang tidak aman dan selamat seperti mana persekitaran aku dibesarkan…..

    amin ya rabbal alamin…..

    ==

    Brother,

    I have made my research and must concur with you the stinkness of this organisation…..

    http://www.foundationforfuture.org/faq.html

    “What is the purpose of the Foundation for the Future?
    The Foundation for the Future was created to support civil society organizations in their efforts to foster democracy and freedom in the broader Middle East and North Africa.”

    Democracy and Freedom…I think that is echoing George W. Bush vision when he was about to attack Afghanistan and Iraq.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3248119.stm

    “In what countries will the Foundation operate?
    The Foundation will operate in the following countries and territories: Afghanistan, Algeria, Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco, Oman, Pakistan, the Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Tunisia, UAE, and Yemen.”

    The nasrani and yahudi have infliated this country with grants, endowement and millions of dollars….Why NO Israel!! Tell me…

    “What countries are providing support to this effort?
    To date, confirmed pledges have been made by the following: Bahrain, Denmark, European Commission, Greece, Hungary, Jordan, Netherlands, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, the United Kingdom, and the United States. Discussions are in progress with a number of other governments from both outside and inside the region that are supportive of this effort.”

    United States is the backbone behind this Foundation. No more further analysis needed.

    “Who is on the Board of Directors of the Foundation for the Future?
    The following are on the Board of Directors: Anwar Ibrahim (Chairman), Rahma Bourqia (Vice Chair), Bakhtiar Amin, Andreu Claret, Kamel Abu Jaber, Ibrahim Kalin, Sandra Day O’Connor, Abdul Rahman Al Rashed, Naguib Sawiris, and Cornelio Sommaruga. Brief biographies of the members of the Board are available here.”

    There you go, The Yahudis chief de mission in their conquest. Nothing more to say except the true facts.

    My brothers and sisters,

    just lay a thot with a sensible mind to what is presented.

    Wassalam…..

    ==

    barat dah buat research ttg kekuatan ISLAM all this while…
    skang masa dorang nak masuk negara2 ISLAM bermula dengan Afganistan …OSAMA LADEN jadi kambing hitam….then IRAQ…Arwah Saddam jadi kambing hitam…..lepas ni..mana lagi..iran..?
    kenapa nk promo democracy tak promo di korea utara????
    kenapa langsung tak disebut korea utara???sebab sana agama bukan ISLAM…

    ==

    Hi. Tks. I’ve read this. Also this Washington Post article is most informative too. Tks. :)

  23. blong said, on April 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    We ARE already in the US/Zionist orbit. Get used to it.

  24. spirit61 said, on April 8th, 2008 at 1:30 am

    why we need reform now - not next election.

    http://www.malaysiakini.com/letters/81005

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